Review of the week
There's no business like snow business - just ask Harry Redknapp, who quite literally from the cold on transfer deadline day.
As millions stayed off work because of the (London Underground's wording, not mine), you got the feeling Keane would have gladly walked to White Hart Lane from Liverpool, where he was proving as useful as a glass cricket bat to Rafa Benitez.
It completed a bizarre hat-trick for Redknapp, with the Irishman joining Jermain Defoe and Pascal Chimbonda at the Tottenham retirement home for old boys. But it proved to be a nice little earner for the club, reportedly £8m up on the transfer before add-ons, which should just about cover the Defoe deficit to Pompey.

I am a journalist with ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ Sport, dealing with the more offbeat stories doing the rounds. I am a QPR fan - and also quite fond of football. If our new-found wealth brings success I'll be happy to tell anyone exactly where I was when we were sh... rubbish - row J seat 139. .