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Laughter Shock

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David Thair | 15:15 UK time, Wednesday, 31 March 2010

LaughtershockLaughter Shock is a new sketch show pilot for ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ Three. Here's producer Gary Reich to explain how it all came about:

In 2009, faced with hesitant, strapped-for-cash broadcasters, we decided to go for it and shoot our own series. We had a little bit of money to fund the show ourselves and our own kit: a Z1 camera, a boom mic and a copy of Final Cut Pro on a laptop. We knew we could make sketches for very little and that they don't need to be expensive to be funny. We wanted to find new comics who had something interesting to say and wanted to say it enough to overlook the fact we couldn't afford to pay them much more than a few quid, a free lift to a place we could film for free, and a sandwich. All be it a chicken sandwich.

Laughtershock - hatsWe scoured the country for nine months to find the best new writer-performers out there. They needed to fulfill certain criteria: they needed to have only been on the scene for a short time; they needed to have passionate and distinctive styles and voices; they needed to be struggling to find agents or even paid slots; they needed to be in some way marginalized or under-represented on TV. So we went to the gigs other TV companies don't go to.

We filmed sketches with the comics we found each month, developing them and script editing over an intensely short period of time. At the end of each month we put on a live show where we projected the sketches and each of the comics performed a 5min stand up set. The nights where a huge success. We filmed all of them and cut together the sketches and the stand up to make our pilots.

Simon Lupton from the ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ was very supportive of our mission and came to all six of the live shows. What was brilliant was that when he said he wanted to commission a broadcast pilot of the show we were able to sit down together and view the six DVDs and select the acts and sketches we felt had the strongest potential - so from the six shows and 60 amazing new acts we picked some of the very best to be in our ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ pilot. There are many from those 60 who would make their way into a series, so it's our hope we can continue on to make one.

What all this novelty and play and sheer adrenaline has produced is an amazingly fresh comedy show which is absolutely driven by the raw visions of writer-performers not normally given this chance to play. And we are very proud of it.

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Watch Laughter Shock tonight at 11.05pm on ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ Three - and let us know what you think!

Have I Got a Twitter Feed For You

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David Thair | 17:25 UK time, Tuesday, 30 March 2010

Yes - yes I do. Follow on Twitter for weekly topical-ish gags from the team and even the chance to participate in exclusive online Missing Word Rounds. Probably.

Have I Got News for You: a special announcement

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Have I Got News For You returns to ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ One at 9.30pm on Thursday 1st April.

And now for today's caption.


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Steve and Jenny's Baby Diary - Week 21

Steve Bartlett | 13:09 UK time, Wednesday, 24 March 2010

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Hi. This is Steve.
Just to let you know about a talk me and Jenny have been asked to take part in by the Essex Community Churches Organisation. It's called Same Room, Same Doom and it's a look at sex before marriage. There will be meatballs. We really hope you can make it.

I'm also leading the men's group on Wednesday night. We'll be watching The Matrix and talking about Why God Allows Suffering. There will be meatballs.

Finally, Jenny's book of the week is You And Your Cervix - a practical guide by Dr Simon McAndrew. It's available online and from all good bookshops.

Thanks
Steve.

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Here's the most recent video diary too - hope you enjoy it.

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Lizzie and Sarah

Matt Callanan | 17:46 UK time, Friday, 19 March 2010

So at the weekend on ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½2 there's a brand new pilot from Julia Davis and Jessica Hynes who between them have a pretty formidable track record. The producer Ali MacPhail gave us some background on Lizzie and Sarah and we've got a couple of preview clips for you too. I suspect there will be a lot of catch up on Iplayer, but do pop back and tell us what you thought once you've seen it.



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Producer Ali MacPhail:

It's pretty basic; as a producer you want to make a great show a lot of people will enjoy. I believe we've made a great show in Lizzie and Sarah, written by and starring the brilliant Julia Davis and Jessica Hynes.

As Lizzie and Sarah, Julia and Jess are aged up to 56 years old, using fat suits, wigs, make-up and polyester, fleeces and swathes of beige. If it was unflattering, they wore it! A fantastic job by Christine Cant (make-up and hair designer), and Claire Finlay (costume designer).

We started making the show last September and shot for a week in Surrey in October. Jess and Julia had already road tested some of the characters on their radio show but it was a revelation seeing them work together for the first time.

Julia and Jess also play beautifully observed, self-obsessed teenagers, Ellie and Faith. They had a lot of fun on those days, and loved casting off their fat suits.

We hope you'll watch on Saturday night at 11.45pm, on the iPlayer or download it on iTunes.

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Join in with Genius

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David Thair | 13:10 UK time, Thursday, 18 March 2010

A message from GeniusHQ...

Dave and all of us at GeniusHQ need your help! We want you to send in your extraordinary notions, amazing concepts and barn-storming ideas to make our new series even more chock-full of genius than the first!

We've embraced social media to make it even easier for all you budding Geniuses to get your inventions and schemes featured on the new series of the show: become a fan of the or ! We'll be posting updates and photos from behind-the-scenes and issuing challenges to all you brilliant brainiacs.

(The best 140-character ideas get retweeted by us or Dave...and could even get on the show!)

GeniusHQ's also super keen to see videos of your ideas. Pitch your idea to camera, or- if you fancy it- do something a bit more creative to demonstrate how your idea works. Just make sure you start your vid with the line "Dear Genius, my idea is..."

Upload it to your favourite video sharing website (Youtube, Vimeo, etc.) and then send us the link via the form on our website - which is still open to any and all submissions: text, images or video - or upload it to our Facebook page.

Global Genius

And we're not just interested in making Britain geniuser! We know it's not just the British coming up with big ideas so this year we want to find Global Geniuses from all over the world. Check out our cracking subtitled videos featuring our very own Dave Gorman at the . That's Japanese, Chinese, French, Spanish, Italian, Hindi and Finnish so far...



So if you know a Global Genius (or think you are one!) we want to hear from you!

Steve and Jenny's Baby Diary - Week 20

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Steve Bartlett | 10:37 UK time, Tuesday, 16 March 2010

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Hi. This is Steve.
Can anyone with the technical knowledge to disable messages on an online guestbook please contact me urgently. We are particularly keen to block a user by the name of fatslagsrock.

Also, if you need any advice on the thorny issue of separating your cat from your wife during her pregnancy, avoiding blindness and adverse skin conditions, please contact me for a list of local cat homes and ideas for avoiding marital conflict.

Thanks
Steve

And here's the latest from our video blog!

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Steve and Jenny's Baby Diary is written by Emily Watson Howes.
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Big Babies

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David Thair | 17:00 UK time, Monday, 15 March 2010

Big Babies
Big Babies, a new show starting today on CÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ (that's right, the children's ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ channel) features some familiar faces from our very own Comedy Extra - albeit planted onto the bodies of babies.

That's because it's a groundbreaking co-production between the ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½'s in-house children's and Comedy departments, and comes from members of the comedy collective Broken Biscuits.

The Making of Big Babies

Big Babies started as a twinkle in the eye of music video director Jon Riche, who'd always wanted to make a music video with a band's heads transposed on babies' bodies. Unable to convince a band to do it, he hooked up with writer and performer Spencer Jones and, after borrowing a couple of babies for an hour and filming on a sofa, the idea for Big Babies was born. But it was when they joined forces with ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ comedy producer Jack Cheshire (who produced the visually ambitious sketch show The Wrong Door) that the project really started to grow:

"I was making a taster tape for a sketch show with Jon and Spencer after Sharon Horgan had introduced us and there was a sketch that the boys had just finished that featured the baby characters and showed the concept," recalls Jack. "I played the clip at a ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ cross-genre event and CÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ producer Japhet Asher and I got talking, took the clip to the CÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ Controller, who loved it and commissioned a script.Ìý The next thing we knew there was a pilot, then a series, and we've been working together on it ever since!"

Armed with the concept, the team then had to go about creating it - taking into consideration a process which included puppets, babies, visual effects... and actors.

"It's an insanely complicated process," admits Jack. "Everything has to be written twice, shot twice and edited twice before the VFX team can go to work on the finished cut. It's quite an achievement to have made the show at all, let alone to have made something this good!"

Japhet explains the process in more depth: "We shoot the script with the babies and the puppets on location, and then we do an edit and a complete rewrite because the babies don't do anything that was in the original script, but a load of completely brilliant other stuff instead. Babies take direction very badly you see! Then we shoot the boys' heads against greenscreen performing the dialogue. Then we edit it all again. And then a tiny and brilliant VFX team goes to work tracking and compositing the babies' heads."

So how did they go about filming the babies?

"With difficulty," laughs Jack. "You can only have babies on camera for half an hour at a time so we had to have about ten babies on set a day. We took over an empty house in South London, built our sets in the reception rooms and used the rest of the house as a kind of crèche-come-studio-come-production office. It was madness, with babies swapping costumes and chaperones and puppeteers leaping in and out of shot and a nursery upstairs and sets being built in the garden. Every time we called upstairs for a new pair of babies we'd get a message back saying they were having a nap, or doing a poo, or having their fourth lunch of the afternoon. They were very much like actors actually."

Big Babies - birdsJaphet recalls: "We made one episode in a pet shop. You look around and realize you've brought together the unholy trinity of TV no-nos; working with babies, animals and puppets - all at the same time in the same location. Pure media madness!"

But despite, the challenges the new parents are immensely proud of their new comedy baby.Ìý Says Jack:

"There's something about the mix of completely natural baby movements with Spencer and Martin's comedy performances that just works. It feels very fresh and funny and genuinely childlike. It's not like anything else you've ever seen and it appeals to everyone from the ages of 2 to 102.

"I've worked on some tough shows in the past but never one where literally everyone involved has had to work so hard, and for so long," he adds "The whole team have been fantastic. Jon and Spencer have been unbelievable. I'm so proud of them. I've got two young kids - you can imagine how exciting it is for me to be able to show them a childrens' show - on CÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ - that I've been involved with and that I'm really proud of. That's about as rewarding as it gets!"

Japhet agrees, he says: "Occasionally, you are blessed to work on a show where everyone involved feels they are caught up in something special. Every department goes the extra half-mile to make it great and Big Babies is one of those rare projects and it shows in the results. But this brings with it a level of responsibility to make sure we deliver a series that lives up to all those expectations. I think we've done that, and the reward is in the laughter we're already hearing from kids".

Big Babies starts today at 5.45pm on the CÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ Channel.

BELLAMY'S BABES - BYE

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Patricia Webb | 14:10 UK time, Monday, 15 March 2010

Bellamy's BabesI can't believe it. It's over. Someone pass me the cyanide. The babes are going into retirement. Bellamy is no longer on the box. Draw the curtains. Muffle the church bells. Cancel my subscription to Woman's Weekly. I've gone into mourning. What am I going to do on Thursday nights? Short of sitting outside Gary's house (and believe me I have thought of that) every Thursday night for the rest of the year that's it for me. My year is officially OVER. Looking back over the series I were a bit sad to see how the Babes were shown on the programme. We look mental! I mean I am as mad as a box of frogs and as crazy as a shithouse cat but they made me look completely doolally! Oh well, at least me hair looked good.

Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers out there. Especially to Gary's mum! I wonder what he got her? I know what I'd like him to get me but it's not very motherly. Tee hee. As for me, I had a bit of a mixed one this year. Although I got a lovely bunch of apricot coloured carnations from me son Alan there was sad news too. My hubbie Bernard's mum passed over. Luckily his favourite flick Snakes on a Plane was on later that night so that helped a bit. Eddie Murphy is dead good in it.

Well goodbyeeeeeeee and thanks for all the messages. But most of all thanks to Gary for making me life worth living. And if you want to join the long line of gorgeous babes drop me a line. The programme may not be on TV every week but Bellamy's Babes are a 24 hour, 7 day a week, 366 day a year concern. Every day that passes is a Gary day and every breath I draw is a Gary breath. God bless you Gary and all who sail in you. Bring back Bellamy's People sooooooon!

The Making of Bellamy's People of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland: Episode Eight
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Bellamy's Babes was written by Lucy Montgomery.

This series of Bellamy's People has now finished, but you can catch up with the final episode on iPlayer until 10.29pm on Thursday 18th March.

[John Keller] Chrome

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John Keller | 11:15 UK time, Friday, 12 March 2010

I'm John Keller and this is my web area. As you can see after years of correspondence (inc. urine samples) the ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ has finally agreed to broadcast my Truth(TM) - I hope not too late.

CV (Curriculum Veritatis)
I was a successful record company executive until the first of my nine main revelations. After the fourth one ("El Biggie"), I parted company with EMI and have washed up here as the ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½'s Truth Correspondent.

Now, with my colleague Helen Atwill, I am working undercover in this psychiatric institution to show how the Powers are marginalising truthspeakers with the label "mentally ill." The ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ has agreed to serialise our findings (see clip, below) but to preserve then from interference by Powers they cannot be broadcast on the terrestrial networks - thankfully cyberspace is still safe from the controlling lunacy of cranks, so these will be going out on the ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ Truth Online website.


Helen and I are posing as Doctor and Patient and she has even come up with a 'condition' for me - fun! The food is not great here but the ethos is 'indoorsy' - which suits me.


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The Greatest Song from a Musical Artist Who is Otherwise Rubbish

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David Thair | 17:15 UK time, Thursday, 11 March 2010

Have you tuned in to And The Winner Is... yet? In tonight's episode at 10pm on ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ Radio 2, host Matt Lucas will be joined by Richard Herring, Sarah Millican and a certain Mr David Walliams.

And here's a bit of web-exclusive fun for you: a clip filmed during the recording of Episode One. Who deserves the Lucas for Greatest Song from a Musical Artist Who is Otherwise Rubbish? Graham Linehan, James Corden and Katy Brand must decide...

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And The Winner Is... is on Thursdays at 10pm on ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ Radio 2.

The Now Show want to know your workplace secrets

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David Thair | 15:05 UK time, Thursday, 11 March 2010

The Now ShowEd Morrish, Producer of The Now Show, writes...

Last week The Now Show started asking you, the good people of the internet, to contribute to its audience question. For those that don't know, each week we ask our audience a question, and read out the funniest/oddest/most damning answers at the end of the show.

So, if you are so minded, you can post an answer to either the comments section of this blog or Twitter (using the hashtag #nowshow) before 7.30pm tonight, and we'll print out everything we can before we go onstage - Steve and Hugh will pick the best to be read out.

This week's question

The England football team were bugged this week. So, tell us a workplace secret.

Cheryl Cole washes her hair

Lucy McDermott | 09:53 UK time, Thursday, 11 March 2010

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Thumbnail image for Before4.jpgMy task for today is to spot :-) She's meant to be on Jonathan Ross this week, which records on Thursdays, so she must be around here somewhere!

We're all fans of Cheryl here in Comedy Online, and we've made a little homage to her with the help of our good friend and brilliant comedian .

Susan is a great believer in preparing correctly for any part.Ìý Tell us about it Susan!

P1020278-300px.jpgSusan Calman Writes:

As with all of the impressions I do (for example Meryl Streep, Anne Jones and Cliff Richard), I take the preparation aspect of my performance very seriously.Ìý In order to really feel like Cheryl I took a number of steps, what I call "the 3 A's".

1.ÌýÌýÌý ÌýAppearance.

I made sure that I was in peak condition, Cheryl herself is a size 4 and I went on a strict and radical fasting regime to ensure that physically we were practically identical.Ìý Unfortunately I like cake so only managed to reach a size 16.Ìý Thus I ended up looking slightly more like Jackie Collins than Cheryl.Ìý But I think it still works.Ìý On hand to assist in the dramatic transformation was a crack make up specialist.Ìý Initially we wanted to use extensive prosthetics, but the budget only stretched to a wig.Ìý But it was a cracking wig.Ìý Unfortunately it was so heavy I had to wear a neck brace in between takes.

2.ÌýÌýÌý ÌýAttitude

I watched all of Girls Aloud's video on a continual loop for a week before shooting the advert.Ìý Unfortunately I was hospitalised overnight due to violent and aggressive behaviour in my local Tesco's, but after some intensive psychiatric help I stopped trying to copy the dance moves of Cheryl and instead focussed on her attitude.Ìý Sassy!Ìý Sweet! Sexy! To be honest it wasn't much of a stretch.

3.ÌýÌýÌý ÌýAccent

If you don't watch the advert and instead simply listen I believe that my accent is virtually indistinguishable from Cheryl's.Ìý To prepare I used the immersion technique where I watch every episode of Spender and Crocodile shoes again and again until I got it just right.Ìý I also phoned up a number of call centres using the Geordie accent and, apart from a few people who wrongly thought I was welsh, it was a complete success.Ìý I could live in Newcastle and no one would know I was, in fact Scottish.

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Susan Calman is currently writing and touring with her new 2010 show. Check out her website for details.Ìý


[John Keller] Balloons

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John Keller | 12:00 UK time, Wednesday, 10 March 2010

I'm John Keller and this is my web area. As you can see after years of correspondence (inc. urine samples) the ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ has finally agreed to broadcast my Truth(TM) - I hope not too late.

CV (Curriculum Veritatis)
I was a successful record company executive until the first of my nine main revelations. After the fourth one ("El Biggie"), I parted company with EMI and have washed up here as the ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½'s Truth Correspondent.

Now, with my colleague Helen Atwill, I am working undercover in this psychiatric institution to show how the Powers are marginalising truthspeakers with the label "mentally ill." The ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ has agreed to serialise our findings (see clip, below) but to preserve then from interference by Powers they cannot be broadcast on the terrestrial networks - thankfully cyberspace is still safe from the controlling lunacy of cranks, so these will be going out on the ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ Truth Online website.


Helen and I are posing as Doctor and Patient and she has even come up with a 'condition' for me - fun! The food is not great here but the ethos is 'indoorsy' - which suits me.


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Steve and Jenny's Baby Diary - Week 19

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Steve Bartlett | 17:33 UK time, Monday, 8 March 2010

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Hi. This is Steve.
This is the thrid edition of our online diary. Thanks for your thoughts and prayers.

I'd like to make a quick apology for some of the comments that have been left on our online guestbook. I am editing these as fast as I can. Reluctantly however I will be placing an 18 rating on the guestbook until further notice.

On a more upbeat note, we'd like to tell you about a pretty exciting event coming up - Tips on Christian Marriage in Essex Community Hall. We're pretty excited to be taking part in this event with our pastor Graham.Ìý We will be looking at issues such as conflict in marriage. There will be meatballs. Please book in advance detailing your marital problems.

Thanks
Steve.

Recommended Reading for the Tips on Christian Marriage event:
  • Why can't he just get it right? Understanding Your Wife by Roger Martin
  • When A Christian Marriage Hits The Rocks by James Taylor
  • A Dreadful Nightmare by Sam Thomas and Matthew Gregory
  • Why did we ever get married? By John Harrow

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[John Keller] Ducks

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John Keller | 15:25 UK time, Monday, 8 March 2010

I'm John Keller and this is my web area. As you can see after years of correspondence (inc. urine samples) the ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ has finally agreed to broadcast my Truth(TM) - I hope not too late.

CV (Curriculum Veritatis)
I was a successful record company executive until the first of my nine main revelations. After the fourth one ("El Biggie"), I parted company with EMI and have washed up here as the ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½'s Truth Correspondent.

Now, with my colleague Helen Atwill, I am working undercover in this psychiatric institution to show how the Powers are marginalising truthspeakers with the label "mentally ill." The ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ has agreed to serialise our findings (see clip, below) but to preserve then from interference by Powers they cannot be broadcast on the terrestrial networks - thankfully cyberspace is still safe from the controlling lunacy of cranks, so these will be going out on the ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ Truth Online website.


Helen and I are posing as Doctor and Patient and she has even come up with a 'condition' for me - fun! The food is not great here but the ethos is 'indoorsy' - which suits me.


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[Comedy Extra] Should You Watch the Oscars?

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David Thair | 18:05 UK time, Friday, 5 March 2010

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I hope that helped you decide.

Jinsy Report #5

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Jesric Underdone | 14:55 UK time, Friday, 5 March 2010

DAILY GREET!

JesricToday's the final day of joyous japes commemorating 40 glorious cycles of The Great He (Jinsy Praise Him!). Unfortunately the Hands-across-Jinsy event, in which the entire island was due to link hands around the coast, has been cancelled due to an outbreak of Clammy Hand Flu. Residents should now bend quietly in the Innoculation Booths at Rintels Point and brace themselves for Nurse Bryan.

Tonight local folk dribbler Melody Lane performs a rare walking concert along the Tezzer cliffs using Mr. Gerrit's Dog Tannoy, who achieves "high definition sound amplification" by strapping speakers to 'Jenni', 'Pops' and 'Weezle-Boy', his three short-haired terriers. The dogs will be enticed along the more difficult sections of the cliffs with New All-improved CHUMMY-CHUNKS, the canine crunch-biscuit with genuine poultry livers! The event is being sponsored by New All-improved CHUMMY-CHUNKS, the canine crunch-biscuit with genuine poultry livers! Thanks to everyone who's taken part in the week's celebrations. And remember, if you do have a dog, why not try New All-improved CHUMMY-CHUNKS, the canine crunch-biscuit with genuine poultry livers!?

Here's to another 40 cycles of the Great He (Jinsy Praise Him!).

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You have until Monday 8th March to watch This is Jinsy on iPlayer. You can also read the rest of Jinsy Week's Jinsy Reports and watch more webby goodstuff from the island.

The Now Show asks: what's the most madcap thing you've ever done?

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David Thair | 17:00 UK time, Thursday, 4 March 2010

The Now ShowEd Morrish, Producer of The Now Show, writes...

Tomorrow night sees the return of the award-winning The Now Show to ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ Radio 4, for its thirtieth series. And thanks to the advances of the interwebs, now you can be a part of it - even if you can't make it to the recording.

As you may know, each week we ask our audience a question, and read out the funniest/oddest/most damning answers at the end of the show. So here's the deal - post an answer to the comments section of this blog or post your answer on Twitter using the hashtag #nowshow before 7.30pm tonight, and we'll print out everything we can before we go onstage.

This week's question
Welsh rugby star Andy Powell has been banned from driving for 15 months after admitting driving a golf buggy down the M4 while unfit through drink. What's the most madcap thing you've ever done? And what were the consequences?

Jinsy Report #4

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Jesric Underdone | 16:30 UK time, Thursday, 4 March 2010

DAILY GREET!

JesricNot much happening on Jinsy today as most residents have got double pelch-picking this morning followed by an afternoon of in-chalet lectures on 'Haircare in the Community'. Tonight, a Ceremony of Light by The Tall Ladies Torch Club will take place in Glotters Field. The Ceremony will recreate the life of The Great He (Jinsy Praise Him!) using a series of small explosions and an aerial display of luminous sheep.

Please note that due to a collision during rehearsals, the part of 'Sheep Maiden' will now be played by Mr Heggerty's cow. Oh and if you fancy a good laugh afterwards there's the launch of a new product by entrepreneur Jerarard Fyson over at the Fysonian Institute (formerly known as 'Smelly Barn').

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Keep an eye on your tesselator tomorrow for the final Jinsy Report. In the meantime, why not watch This is Jinsy on iPlayer? Hurry!

Steve and Jenny's Baby Diary - Week 18

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Steve Bartlett | 17:00 UK time, Wednesday, 3 March 2010

baby_blog2.jpgHi. This is Steve.
Thanks for all your comments.
Does anyone know how to disable comments?

A quick update is that me and Jenny are joining the Unethical Lego campaign organised by the church. We'll be picketing the Lego head office in Slough. For more information about banners you can carry or to join the campaign against Halloween / Supernatural / War themed Lego contact me.Ìý


lego_Small.jpgAnd finally, here's our latest video diary:

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There will be another entry in Steve and Jenny's Baby Diary next week.

Steve and Jenny's Baby Diary is written by Emily Watson Howes.
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Jinsy Report #3

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Jesric Underdone | 14:25 UK time, Wednesday, 3 March 2010

DAILY GREET!

JesricAll this week on Jinsy it's 'Yeller-fest', where meal paks purchased through tessellators cost only 1 YELLOW! An exhibition of Olde Food is on display at the Gilolay Bookery, where residents can sample foods from the past, including a bit of toast left over from the signing of the Parish Charter, half a sausage, thought to have belonged to writer and critic Copey Fordd, and a smear of cheese found under the left armpit of the statue of Candi Wren, the island's first erotic mime act.

Tonight at the Dramabarn there's a solo performance by Miss Pre of her new 12-hour musical A Woman's Fork, which charts the story of a lady who opens a small eaterie which serves light snacks and homemade refreshments.

The show contains full frontal nudity, swearing, relentless flashing lights and audience participation. (No need to book.)

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Jinsy Report #2

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Jesric Underdone | 12:30 UK time, Tuesday, 2 March 2010

DAILY GREET!

JesricToday in the Hut on Nancy Pier, local folk dribbler Melody Lane is signing copies of her latest cartridge, Four Golden Grates. Melody's musical heritage can be traced back to the earliest warblings, on wax earcone, of Joycee Fomm, whose method of spreading gossip through song took the island by storm, reaching its zenith with her incredible rendition of the ditty, Jonn Bovin Is A Secret Pill Taker And Is Messing With That Girl From The Arcade.

Melody stands at 2.3 theritsons high but, unusually for a woman, has no Parfitt gland. These glands control volume and pitch, as well as the ability to open doors from a distance further away than the length of a person's arm.


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Send us your Coming Of Age Raps!

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Joe Tracini | 16:00 UK time, Monday, 1 March 2010

Well hello sitcom lovers!! Hope you're all doing great, not written anything here for a while! I also hope you've all been enjoying Series Two, which sadly comes to an end tomorrow, awww. Make sure you tune in to find out what's going to happen to Ollie, it's a devilishly good episode, i promise!

Now, i've been told by the wonderful folks at the ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ that there have been a silly amount of requests for the lyrics to DK's raps. Well, Mr ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ always being one to please, is going to sort this out this out for you. Every single rap i've ever done will be available for you to watch, WITH THE LYRICS! It'll be like karaoke but a bit crap.

Not only this, but we want to see your 'mad skills spitting lyrics', as Mr K would say. Or, in English, record a rap and show us. You can Rap along to DK and read his lyrics, make up your own lyrics, or even just dribble at the camera to a drum and base beat. We don't care, we just want to make you happy!

Now, remember, if you are making up your own lyrics, we can't have anything naughty please. This is the ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ after all! You are live on the Internet, please do not swear! It should be all your own work, and we can't take any submissions from under 15s. Really sorry about that. (Click here for more details.)

So, post your raps as video responses to the raps on , or submit them to us here, I promise i will watch every single one of them, and whichever one i think is best, we'll let you know! And it'll kill a few hours for me! So, get rapping people!

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Also, while i'm here, i come fresh from Glasgow where I've been filming an internet sketch show, aptly named, 'The Joe Show'. It'll be up on the ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ comedy extra site very soon, so keep your eyes open!

As ever guys, thanks so much for watching our little show, we love you in so many ways, only some of them i'm allowed to talk about here ;-), and we will hopefully see you next year.

Take care you lot,
Joe
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Tangerinegate... by Robert Popper

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Lucy McDermott | 14:20 UK time, Monday, 1 March 2010


Robert Popper writes:


Last Monday I decided to do one of my silly and - admittedly - childish under the guise of my character, Robin Cooper.

So I switched on (a London talk radio station) where the topic was Gordon Brown's alleged bad temper. I called up and got through almost instantly. "What do you want to talk about?" asked the LBC operator. Without time to think I replied, "Gordon Brown visited my place of work and lost his temper right in front of me". Very soon I was on air, explaining how Gordon Brown had toured my workshop - a 'lamination factory' - and thrown a tangerine into one of the machines, breaking it, before calling a member of staff a 'citric idiot'.Ìý It was all I could think of at the time. A load of nonsense. But I was quite proud of the phrase, 'citric idiot'.

Anyway, skip forward to Friday night. It's midnight. I'm lying in bed, when I get a message on twitter that the tangerine story had been mentioned on ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ Two's The Bubble. I clicked on iPlayer and fourteen minutes in, I see the brilliant David Mitchell telling his guests that Gordon Brown had allegedly thrown a tangerine into a lamination machine. Ìý

What?!

I immediately stuck my phone call up on (I'd animated it with my crap drawings), mentioning how it had been picked up on The Bubble. Very soon someone tweeted saying that they'd read about the tangerine incident in the . And there was a link! Within seconds, someone else added that it had been in , with the headline: "Gordon Brown accused of throwing a tangerine". The article went on to say, "One of the factory workers told The Sun Mr Brown became angry and threw a tangerine he was holding into a laminating machine".

Sorry? "One of the factory workers told The Sun?"

Yes. The story was in too. So apparently a pretend worker at a pretend factory phoned The Sun to tell them about a pretend incident with a pretend tangerine breaking a pretend lamination machine.

People on Twitter started referring to this as '', and soon, the name stuck. Then a 'Tangerinegate' appeared. All this within a matter of hours.Ìý Ìý

But my favourite part was when a , which had previously, and bizarrely, animated various incidents of the Brown bullying story, animated my story as well. There it was in black and orange: a sort of man throwing a tangerine into a machine. I laughed so hard, I almost puked my lungs onto my legs. To think that 6000 miles away, a news director in a Hong Kong office had actually instructed one of his animators to show the British Prime Minister throwing a tangerine into a lamination machine. Did the animator have to google 'lamination machines' for reference? Actually, the tangerine and the machine looked pretty good, but the factory resembled a sort of oversized torture chamber.

I should add that of all the press that covered Tangerinegate, only the FT were highly suspicious of it. So hats off to them. But to The Sun and The Telegraph, I just want to let you know that I have another amazing story of the time David Cameron visited the very same factory, and threw a carton of milk into the very same machine, before calling the very same factory worker a "lactic imbecile".

Robin Cooper is very good as wasting people's time. Check out our exclusive videos in which he attempts to claim the money he's apparently won in the 'Spanish Lottery'. Here's the first:

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It's Jinsy Week!

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David Thair | 11:33 UK time, Monday, 1 March 2010

Tonight sees the inaugural broadcast of This Is Jinsy on ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ Three. It's the pilot episode of a show quite unlike anything humanity has seen before, so remember to tune in at 9.30pm to experience it for yourself.

To mark the occasion, we're celebrating Jinsy Week on the Comedy Blog, with a new report from the island every day by Jesric Underdone. Look! Here he is now:

Jinsy Report #1 by Jesric Underdone

JesricDAILY GREET!

It's a busy time on the island this week with a multitude of fascinating events taking place to celebrate 40 cycles of interference by our esteemed governor, The Great He (Jinsy Praise Him!).

This includes the Underwater Clothes Swap, in which the elderly get a chance to try out each other's garments, whilst submerged in Kerripul's Pond. Today's swap includes the recently reinstated Wet Cardigan Contest.

And of course there's the Tea-athlon, won for the past three cycles by Mrs Duvin-Ponz (Civviers Parish), a woman who, according to The Jinsy Island Informerant has a mouth that could 'suck a biscuit through a hosepipe'. The day ends, as usual, with Mr Voadin's 'cart in a bottle' trick. How does he do it?

Keep an eye on your tesselator tomorrow for another Jinsy Report.

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