A Close Shave
- 19 Feb 07, 07:46 PM
Just what is going on with Britney Spears? First she loses her husband, then she loses her sense of propriety and ¡®forgets¡¯ to put her knickers on before leaving home, now she seems to have lost all her hair as well and not, I might add, in a Gail Porter way. No, after reports that she spent just 24 hours in rehab in Antigua, Britney flew back to LA, visited the hairdressers and once there proceeded to shave her head when, understandably, none of the stylists were too keen to undertake that particular task for her. So, this obvious act of self mutilation then poses the question, has Britney lost her marbles along with her tumbling tresses?
One thing that seems not to have been lost is the opportunity of making a few bucks by the enterprising salon owner who has already put the former pop princess¡¯s once lustrous locks up for sale on e-bay. But how do you prove the hair is Britney¡¯s, that¡¯s what I want to know. Without DNA tests it could belong to Lassie the dog and who would be any the wiser? Indeed, I confidently predict that by the time potential buyers on e-bay have finished bidding, Britney will have had roughly the same amount of hair as Rapunzel, although still less than Crystal Gale.
As for how she looks? Well, I would judge better than Sigourney but not as a good as Sinead. But then this is no fashion statement, this is a clearly a cry for attention. You ask any woman. Drastic hairdo equals major life change ¨C usually of the traumatic variety. But there¡¯s a big difference between getting divorced and going blonde and getting divorced and going bald. This is a girl who clearly has issues.
So the good news is that Britney¡¯s hair will grow back. The bad news is her self esteem will not, well, not unless she does something about it. I think she may find more time in therapy and less time in the hairdressers to be the way forward. Britney might even consider going into rehab with Robbie. Now there¡¯s a duet in the making.
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