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This story has been collected and transcribed by Mark Jeffers with permission from the author

My father smuggled a pig over the border with a blanket wrapped round it. Customs asked who it was and we all said “Granny!”

The pig let out a grunt and the custom official just said, “Awful bad cough, awful bad cough, on you go!” and we got away with it!

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