蜜芽传媒

"I remember my friend buying a new washing machine," says Raymond in Scarva, "and he couldn't get it into the space, so he ended up breaking the concrete. There's one born every minute!"

"I told you this story before," Sean says. "My wife was saying to me, there was a smell in the bathroom. There was something blocked. And so I decided, let handy Jack at it... you know? And I said to myself, you know that wee bendy bit at the bottom? Whatever it's called. I call it an S-bend and I bet it's wrong."

"U-bend," says the person behind the glass.

"U-bend then. And I screwed it off, and there was a bit of a pong. And I'm lying down in the bathroom floor, and I'm saying, oh Jeepers I'd better not spill this! And I'm easing myself up on my elbow, trying not to spill... and I look at the top of the toilet bowl, and I'm saying, no, it's too hard to get over there... I'll just pour it down the sink!"

With music from Dave Berry, Billie Jo Spears, Peter Andre, Gerry and the Pacemakers, and more.