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With extracts from Dr Adam Kay's This Is Going to Hurt, Jerome K Jerome's Three Men in a Boat, Beryl Bainbridge's novel about the Titanic and Caleb Femi's poem Coping.
Keep Calm and Carry On – a slogan that, in World War II, captured the essence of stoicism – and which is often still apposite today. As a prelude to Mental Health Awareness Week, the theme of which this year is “anxietyâ€, today’s programme explores the idea of keeping calm in the face of stress or adversity. We’ll have sage advice from Ancient Greek philosopher Epictetus, the best-selling Little Book of Calm, and The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – the famous cover of which offers the simple practical motto: “Don’t panic.†We’ll hear from Sir Francis Drake, who was determined to finish his game of bowls before fighting the Spanish Armada, and Adam Kay, the NHS doctor who has to cope with being left in charge of his hospital patients overnight.
Shakespeare's Lady Macbeth urges her anxiety-stricken murderous husband simply to wash away the blood; James Bond keeps his cool against a shark attack; and the audience at the premiere of one of Haydn’s London symphonies still enjoy the concert despite almost being crushed by a falling chandelier. Caleb Femi’s poem Coping speaks movingly about personal loss, and Anita Moorjani attributes her recovery from terminal cancer to her positive mindset.
The music includes a calm operatic moment from Beethoven’s Fidelio, soothing tracks by Grace Williams and Anna Clyne, and Sam Ryder’s nul points-defying UK Eurovision 2022 entry offers solace to lonely space travellers.
Our readers are Colin McFarlane and Madeline Smith - veteran of British film institutions Hammer Horror, James Bond and, most appositely, the Carry Ons.
Producer: Graham Rogers
READINGS:
William Shakespeare: Macbeth
Paul Wilson: The Little Book of Calm
Beryl Bainbridge: Every Man For Himself 
Jerome K. Jerome: Three Men in a Boat 
Albert Christoph Dies: Haydn: Two Contemporary Portraits
Maurice Riordan: The Billboard
H. E. Bates: The Darling Buds of May 
Ian Fleming: Live and Let Die 
Anita Moorjani: Dying to be Me 
Caleb Femi: Coping
Dylan Moran, Graham Linehan: Black Books 
Christina Rosetti: Remember
Francis Drake: Disturb us, Lord
William Wharton: A Midnight Clear 
Adam Kay: This Is Going To Hurt 
Douglas Adams: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 
Tishani Doshi: Poems Lull Us Into Safety
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Music Played
Timings (where shown) are from the start of the programme in hours and minutes
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    ![]() 00:01 00:01Geraldine MuchaMacbeth Suite - Introduction Orchestra: Hradec Králové Philharmonic Orchestra. Conductor: Andreas Sebastian Weiser.- Arco Diva UP 01922231.
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    William ShakespeareMacbeth – excerpt, read by Colin McFarlane and Madeline Smith ![]() 00:03 00:03Geraldine MuchaMacbeth Suite - Introduction Orchestra: Hradec Králové Philharmonic Orchestra. Conductor: Andreas Sebastian Weiser.- Arco Diva UP 01922231.
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 ![]() 00:04 00:04Amy BeachBy the Still Waters Performer: Isata Kannehâ€Mason.- Decca 4851663.
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 ![]() 00:07 00:07Hannah PeelThe Universe Before Matter (from The Unfolding) Orchestra: Paraorchestra. Conductor: Charles Hazlewood.- Real World 00884108010501.
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 Paul WilsonThe Little Book of Calm – excerpts, read by Madeline Smith and Colin McFarlane Beryl BainbridgeEvery Man For Himself – excerpt, read by Madeline Smith ![]() 00:09 00:09Hubert ParryDear Lord and Father of Mankind Performer: Grimethorpe Colliery Band.- Black Sheep Music 888002392343.
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 ![]() 00:10 00:10Hubert ParryDear Lord and Father of Mankind Choir: Choir of King’s College, Cambridge. Conductor: Stephen Cleobury.- Warner 5099932731552.
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 ![]() 00:11 00:11Algernon DrummondThe Eton Boating Song Ensemble: The Band of the Grenadier Guards.- Sharp Edge Records 5051509132087.
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 Jerome K. JeromeThree Men in a Boat – excerpt, read by Colin McFarlane ![]() 00:13 00:13Joseph HaydnSymphony No.96 in D 'The Miracle' - Finale Ensemble: Academy of Ancient Music. Conductor: Christopher Hogwood.- Decca 00028947591115.
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 Albert Christoph Dies, trans. Vernon GotwalsHaydn: Two Contemporary Portraits – excerpt, read by Madeline Smith ![]() 00:16 00:16Arthur SullivanIn a contemplative fashion (from The Gondoliers) Librettist: William Gilbert. Singer: Elsie Morison. Singer: Marjorie Thomas. Singer: Richard Lewis. Singer: John Cameron. Orchestra: Pro Arte Orchestra. Conductor: Malcolm Sargent.- Warner 5099909509757.
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 Maurice RiordanThe Billboard, read by Colin McFarlane ![]() 00:19 00:19Claude DebussyClair de lune Performer: Jeanâ€Yves Thibaudet.- Decca 460247-2.
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 H. E. BatesThe Darling Buds of May – excerpt, read by Madeline Smith ![]() 00:24 00:24George MartinTrespassers Will Be Eaten (from Live and Let Die – music for the film) Performer: George Martin (conductor).- Capitol Records 05099992841550.
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 Ian FlemingLive and Let Die – excerpt, read by Colin McFarlane ![]() 00:26 00:26Grace WilliamsCalm Sea in Summer (Sea Sketches) Orchestra: English Chamber Orchestra. Conductor: David Atherton.- Lyrita SRCD323.
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 Anita MoorjaniDying to be Me – excerpt, read by Madeline Smith ![]() 00:32 00:32Miles DavisHe Loved Him Madly Performer: Miles Davis.- Columbia G010000670108U.
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 Caleb FemiCoping, read by Colin McFarlane ![]() 00:34 00:34Alexis FfrenchWalk With Us (for Black Lives Matter) Performer: Alexis Ffrench.- Sony G010004436374C.
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 ![]() 00:36 00:36Max SteinerA Summer Place Performer: Percy Faith & His Orchestra.- Acrobat 888002589040.
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 Dylan Moran, Graham LinehanBlack Books – excerpt, read by Madeline Smith and Colin McFarlane ![]() 00:38 00:38Johann Strauss IIRosen aus dem Suden - Waltz Music Arranger: Arnold Schoenberg. Ensemble: Linos Ensemble.- Capriccio C5004.
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 Carry On Up the Khyber![]() 00:41 00:41Anna ClyneWhen you're broken open (from Dance) Performer: Inbal Segev. Orchestra: London Philharmonic Orchestra. Conductor: Marin Alsop.- Avie AV2419.
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 Christina RosettiRemember, read by Madeline Smith ![]() 00:45 00:45Paul SimonQuiet Performer: Paul Simon.- Legacy G010001989885C.
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 ![]() 00:49 00:49Hannah PeelThe Universe Before Matter (from The Unfolding) Orchestra: Paraorchestra. Conductor: Charles Hazlewood.- Real World 00884108010501.
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 EpictetusQuotations read by Colin McFarlane and Madeline Smith ![]() 00:51 00:51William ByrdThe March Before the Battle Performer: Dowland Consort.- BIS BISCD451.
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 Visit Plymouth websiteSir Francis Drake, read by Colin McFarlane ![]() 00:52 00:52John DowlandA Dream - fantasia Performer: Jakob Lindberg.- BIS BIS2082.
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 Francis DrakeDisturb us, Lord, read by Madeline Smith ![]() 00:53 00:53Gracie FieldsWish me luck as you wave me goodbye - Music Today Records 5051509109058.
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 ![]() 00:54 00:54°Õ°ùä»åO Tannenbaum Performer: Sunday Night Piano Club.- Pianoramix 5037300002262.
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 William WhartonA Midnight Clear – excerpt, read by Colin McFarlane ![]() 00:56 00:56Jerry GoldsmithTheme from Dr. Kildare Performer: Philharmonia Orchestra.- Silva Screen TVPMCD807.
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 Adam KayThis Is Going To Hurt – excerpt, read by Madeline Smith ![]() 00:58 00:58Ludwig van BeethovenMir ist so Wunderbar (from Fidelio) Singer: Juliane Banse. Singer: Angela Denoke. Singer: Rainer Trost. Singer: László Polgár. Orchestra: Berliner Philharmoniker. Conductor: Sir Simon Rattle.- Warner 5099945757358.
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 ![]() 01:01 01:01Janet BeatDancing on Moonbeams - Trunk Records JBH091LP.
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 Douglas AdamsThe Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – excerpt, read by Madeline Smith and Colin McFarlane ![]() 01:04 01:04Sam RyderSPACE MAN - Parlophone UK 190296301537.
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 ![]() 01:08 01:08Amjad Ali KhanSerenity (Raga Jaijaivanti) Performer: Amjad Ali Khan.- Music Today 829410863865.
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 Tishani DoshiPoems Lull Us Into Safety, read by Madeline Smith Broadcasts- Sun 12 Jun 2022 17:30ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ Radio 3
- Sun 7 May 2023 17:30ÃÛÑ¿´«Ã½ Radio 3
 
 
            