Mandemic Episodes Available now

Beautiful Stabbamony
Sideman is preparing for the hedgehog takeover.

“Your batty’s not charity…â€
Nudes for the NHS? Sideman's not sure...

Never call Drake 'The Tootsie Slide rapper' again
Drake injured his foot and Sideman has a lot to say about it.

My fleshy existence
Sideman is giving you alternative suggestions for when someone asks you what you're doing

If you could smell this podcast...
Gum and mint sales are down in the UK and Sideman can understand why.

Cricket man Ronald, the sap
Put the bat down – this is not the time for a game of cricket.

Spirit of a Thief
Sideman is trusting no one, not even his non-existent baby.

Ain't no touch before you taste.
Sideman agrees that you shouldn't be touching food at shops if you're not going to buy it

Fam, you mean seasoning?
Sideman isn’t sure about a 12-year-old producing a cookbook.

Kneecap nudes
You won’t catch Sideman on a virtual holiday until month 4 of lockdown.