You can't trust Chris He's a little bit werrrr, a little bit weyyyyyy, a little bit arrrrgggh. He's a geezer. He'll nick anything.
...Which includes his mate's takings from the market stall Chris is minding, a taxi and a little girl's Christmas presents.
To be fair though, it's not as though he doesn't warn people. The pony-tailed, sportwear-attired Crafty Cockney always tells his victims that he's dodgy before he makes off with their possessions.
To be fair though, it's not as though he doesn't warn people. The pony-tailed, sportwear-attired Crafty Cockney always tells his victims that he's dodgy before he makes off with their possessions. 