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Help I Know A Vabber!

Lost passports, missing books, side effects of a Sri Lankan curry, and a grammar lesson.

• 30 mins

Help We've Had A Wedding

William, Jordan and Prod-Usher Ben reflect on the podcast wedding of the year.

• 30 mins

Help I've Fallen Into Spidey's Trap

William's ongoing rat problem, Jordan's bringing chips and beer...

• 30 mins

Help My Pug's Got My Plug

A new entry for Jordan's diary, a supermarket faux pas and the banger v whopper debate.

• 30 mins

Help You're Being Demonstrative

Jordan's ready for his mega weekend and William's picking Jordan up on his latest excuses.

• 45 mins

Weekend Release: The Pocketless Dressing Gown

Jordan tells us all about his busy weekend and William shares your letters.

• 15 mins

Help My Dog Ate My Housemate's Dildo

Jordan’s living the life at Wimbledon, while William is getting corrected on corduroy

• 40 mins

Weekend Release: It's A Q&A Spesh!

William and Jordan answer your questions about the podcast in this Q&A Spesh!

• 15 mins

Help I've Been Rear Ended

There's a lot to catch up on after Jordan's holiday and William's bad hotel experience.

• 50 mins

Weekend Release: The Dubonettes

We've got your band name suggestions plus your bonus correspondence for the boys to read!

• 15 mins

Help I've Seen Your Member

William and Jordan chat childhood car journeys and a listener enjoys an unexpected sight.

• 50 mins

Weekend Release: Tits and Toast

William and Jordan are joined by intimacy coordinator, Robbie Taylor Hunt.

• 25 mins

Help I Opened My Mum's Shoebox

Preparations for William and Jordan's trip to Benidorm are well under way.

• 50 mins

Weekend Release: A Picky Tea... Cha Cha Cha

In the final bonus episode before Benidorm, the boys have a musical surprise!

• 20 mins

Help We've Entered Benidorm

William and Jordan have landed in Benidorm and one of them is already hungover.

• 40 mins

Weekend Release: Olidays From Ell

William and Jordan hear your nightmare holiday stories!

• 20 mins

Help We're Live In Benidorm

William and Jordan are live on stage in BENIDORM.

• 50 mins

Weekend Release: Luxury Next Year?

William and Jordan review their time in Benidorm after landing back in London.

• 15 mins

Help I’ve Been Pinched By A Ghost

After a hectic week for the boys, the dust has finally settled and normal life resumes.

• 45 mins

Weekend Release: Going Viral Down Under

The boys catch up on going viral down under and your correspondence.

• 18 mins

Help I Know Him From A Porno

There’s lots to celebrate in this week's episode - it’s our William’s birthday!

• 50 mins

Weekend Release: Mystery Package

Another weekend, another release, and this one starts with a mystery parcel..

• 17 mins

Help We Didn’t Flinch At Felching

William and Jordan are coming in hot in today’s episode with some very strong opinions.

• 30 mins

Weekend Release: Jane Boulton From Airline

A special guest slid in to the DM’s this week - it’s Jane Boulton from hit show Airline!

• 25 mins

Help I Tasted My Father-In-Law

William and Jordan are back helping with your dilemmas.

• 30 mins

Weekend Release: School Assembly Bangers

A weekend release with gifts for the boys from all over the world!

• 18 mins

Help That’s Not My Husband’s Bum

With Producer Ben pulling a sickie, the boys have been let loose to cause havoc.

• 40 mins

Weekend Release: A Priest, An Australian, And A Secret Shopper

The boys catch up on stories involving secret shoppers and the best Australian things.

• 15 mins

Help I've Got Chocolatey Fingers

The dilemmas this week get the boys emotional after discussing their curry at Jordan's.

• 40 mins

Weekend Release: A Flashback, A Diary, And A Waffle Top.

The boys take a trip back in time through William's diary entries, circa 2018.

• 20 mins