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Help It’s Down My Urethra Franklin

Today the boys have some serious complaints to get off their chests.

• 45 mins

So Long, Farewell…

It's been some year for the podcast, so it's about time we hit you with a sucker punch.

• 19 mins

Help I’ve Got No Rizz

William reveals his schedule for attending PB’s birthday party.

• 43 mins

Canapes, Creme Frackay and New Year's Eve

Plans for New Year's Eve at Jordan’s are well underfoot.

• 22 mins

Help He Wants Me To Inspect His Bumhole

It’s PB’s last ever episode (for now) and the boys don’t know whether to laugh or cry...

• 45 mins

Sexted The Panto: Journey to Jordan North’s Pole

The pantomime that nobody has been waiting for featuring all your favourite characters.

• 20 mins

The Sexted Awards 2023

The boys listen back and celebrate the very best moments from the podcast in 2023!

• 19 mins

Help I’m Still Balls Deep

Producer Ben is on his travels, and is now barely a memory in William and Jordan’s mind.

• 50 mins

Condoms, Impressions and Incest Sticks

The boys have a delightful selection of correspondence to catch up on.

• 16 mins

Help He’s Stuck On My Piercing

After a night out on the town leads to Jordan trying out something new for the first time

• 30 mins

Camilla Long, Burritos and First Footings

William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper.

• 16 mins

Help There’s A Dildo In The Loft

The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds.

• 39 mins

Gaysons, Prinks and Chris Moyles

William's got a face like a smacked arse.

• 19 mins

Help I’ve Had A Sloppy Sunday

The boys debrief on a wholesome weekend away.

• 31 mins

Drinks, DJ’s and Dixon Dallas

Jordan’s full of beans after getting so many compliments on his glowing skin!

• 15 mins

Help There’s Sparkle On My Stomach

A cape/cloak update from William leads to a unique superhero catchphrase being coined.

• 38 mins

Country Tunes, Colonics and Choking

William tests Jordan's knowledge of country music.

• 17 mins

Help It's The Valentines Special

Bad jokes, bad impressions, and a message from Producer Ben.

• 42 mins

Marathons, Made Up Names and Menthol Illness

Ever wondered what the collective noun is for a group of G&Divas?

• 14 mins

Help There’s A Tissue Issue

There’s a rather large elephant in the room…

• 46 mins

Curls, Call-outs and Capital

William and Jordan reflect on some BIG news!

• 21 mins

Help I’m A Semen Specialist

Jordan reveals the origin of an alleged naughty picture spotted on his phone.

• 43 mins

Cleaning, Coffee, and Jack Callaghan

The boys invite cleaning influencer Jack Callaghan to help answer your cleaning dilemmas.

• 28 mins

Help I’ve Been Banged Up

Someone from team Sexted has been in trouble with the law, but who on earth could it be?

• 44 mins

Sidekicks, Snail Forks and Smashing Glass

Jordan’s been smashing up the studio and there’s more chat about Campman’s sidekicks.

• 13 mins

Help I'm On Anal Leave

Fresh from the BRITs, Jordan’s showing off his brand new look.

• 45 mins

Photoshopping, Pesetas and Saint Patrick's Day

William shares his opinion on this week's news from the Royal Family.

• 30 mins

Help My Boyfriend Just Sprinkled And Sparkled

Jordan reveals he uses moist toilet tissue and William shares his first MP3 purchase.

• 43 mins

Sauces, Socks and Solo Shows

William talks about his brand new book and Jordan’s relieved to hear some flaccid news.

• 20 mins

Help It’s Our 6th Birthday Special

William and Jordan are turning back time with some retro problems and dilemmas.

• 32 mins