Those
people you call individuals tend to be the least individual of all.
They only like fashions because they're afraid to show who they
truly are.
Those
fashions include Goths, Skaters, Surfers, Moshers and Fashons (yes,
I spelt it right) and these are where your so-called 'individuals'
come from.
Fashons
are 'interesting' because they follow the latest trends, listening
to Rachel Stevens, Girls Aloud and maybe S-Club Juniors. You can
generally tell them apart from everyone else because the stuff they
wear is way too tight and is so bright that you'd probably have
a seizure if you looked straight at it.
Individuality
Now,
seeing as I've only told you what an individual isn't, I should
probably now tell you what one actually IS. They don't exist. Everyone
can be categorised, as depressing as it may be.
Those
guys with bright green dreadlocks who practise witchcraft and wear
all boho/hippy gear - they're probably either hippies, moshers
or Goths and are not individual at all.
Even
those people that appear normal, wearing jeans and T-shirts, are
in fact a breed of Fashon - a less annoying breed, clearly!
Having
ranted on for God knows how long, and wasted many a person's time
(my friends are here yawning as I type), I have to say that what
I just said is very flexible, and varies from region to region,
even from school to school. But, nevertheless, there's still no
such thing as an
individual today.
Article
by Emily Smith
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